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Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2025
Husband bought this many years ago for Halloween, then started wearing it regularly. He loved it so much that we bought 3 more all these years later.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 8, 2024
It's what it looks like, a 1 time wear gimmick shirt. Shape and fit is pretty terrible. It's identical to the free tank tops you might get as free merch at an event.Appearance - Cheap but funny.Feel - MehQuality - PoorProbably worth 1 wear and wash, then will be a decent rag in the garage.
Rachel B
Reviewed in the United States on July 25, 2023
I purchased this tank top for our beerolympics party! It was perfect! Corny, but everyone loved it! I ordered it oversized because my husband wanted to wear it after me. 😂🤷🏻♀️
D&N
Reviewed in the United States on June 23, 2023
Born and raised here in America. With this shirt, I can loudly and proudly show off my heritage. Fits great and looks great. All American pride wrapped up into a wearable advertisement.
GirlScoutDad
Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 2023
Nice shirt; patriotic yet light-hearted (Ben Franklin w/ a shotgun and a mug of beer!). Very enjoyable, comfortable. Nice graphics. Accidentally threw it in the wash without sorting by color and did not bleed dye onto other clothes.
Jill Ouellette
Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2019
Great material & colors on this awesome shirt! I ordered a small & a medium because I was unsure of the fit, it does run a little big like a men's tank but mostly in length- I'm a 5ft 7, 150 lb woman & the small fit perfect although I probably will hang dry it so it doesn't shrink. Easy returns on the other size so those unsure about a unisex fit should order a couple!
Fletch711
Reviewed in the United States on July 6, 2016
Cheap tshirt purchased for 4th of July activities. The print faded a bit when I washed it, but seriously this is a gag shirt. I wouldn't wear this outside of the beach or a pool.For sizing - I am 5ft 9inch and about 185lbs. This fit me a little loose around the gut, but ok around chest. It was a somewhat longer than I like, but I'm used to that from a large tshirt. Just a height issue.
The Legend
Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2014
I was sitting at work in between house calls, wearing my normal attire consisting of dress pants and a button down shirt with horrible arm-prisons known as “sleeves”, then I came across this shirt and ordered it without question, I didn’t even NEED reviews, this shirt speaks for itself.This is just the tank top an amazing, burly, mushroom-cloud of American fury like me should be wearing. Unisex? No says I. They only say that because all the ladies want to wear it come morning.2-3 days estimated shipping time later, life changed forever.This tanktop packs a punch that might be too much for the timid or weak. Be prepared for a wild rollercoaster ride the second you wear this. The minute I put this shirt on, my Hyundai turned into an F-350 with stacks and mud tires, my short hair became a flowing and glistening blonde mullet, and my cat turned into Jaime Pressly holding a 30 rack of rocky-tapping Coors light. We hopped in my rig, did a burn out, and I high fived a bald eagle wearing sunglasses that looked strikingly like the one on my shirt.Wearing of this tank top will change your whole lift though, so use caution. I started that day as a door-to-door ShamWOW salesman and I awoke from my tank top adventure married to a model, mayor of my town, an oil baron, and I was voted sexiest man alive. It’s been a wild ride and I owe it all to this shirt.
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